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Title: This Isn’t a Spectator Sport
Author: kitsune_kitana
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Warnings: voyeurism, exhibitionism, shades of d/s
Word Count: 3,332
Summary: Eames watches Arthur get off while they're on different jobs. A story of Skype flirting and self-abuse.

And off topic, does anyone have an AO3 invitation that they could share? I'm looking to store my fic somewhere centralized. Thanks in advance!

'Oh, Arthur,' Eames sighs. 'Darling, you look exhausted.' )
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After a solid few months of frantic writing and FINISHING my grad thesis, I've hit a total and complete writing block. While I definitely considered that maybe kink bingo was more my thing, I thought I'd give kiss bingo a shot and see if it did anything for the terrible frustration of sitting down in front of a computer and feeling absolutely void of a desire to write anything--sexy, academic, or business-related--ever again.

Lets see how this goes.


greetings: see you soon
body: top of head
emotion: surprise
face: temple
body: ears
emotion: jealousy
location: sunset
other: to put them to sleep
other: staged
location: underwater
face: chin
body: back
WILD CARD
other: to shut them up
location: daydream
body: arms
time: twentieth
body: toes
emotion: laughter
type: blown/air
greetings: good morning
other: near-death
type: clean
other: to wake them up
location: on a date

INNUENDO.

Dec. 11th, 2009 02:57 am
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Reluctant words, meet your playground.

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Title: Every Good Boy (Does Fine)
Author: kitsune_kitana
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Warnings: RPS, au, dub/non-con, underage, humiliation
Word Count: 1675
Summary: Everyone at St. Jude’s Academy knows that Jensen is Principal Padalecki’s special boy.

Written for the [livejournal.com profile] blindfold_spn prompt: Principal!Jared/Scholarship Student!Jensen - Principal P wants to keep Jensen as a pet, so he trains him to obey..

Everyone at St. Jude’s Academy knows that Jensen is Principal Padalecki’s special boy. )
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The US was just disqualified from the World Cup by Ghana. I am shamelessly consoling myself with the sweet salve (read: utter trash) that is The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Nothing makes watching your country get torn apart less painful than watching even more beautiful twenty-somethings get torn down by the neurotic Janice Dickinson.
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I have never lost so badly at Beirut in my life. After we ran out of beer, we used Jack and Coke. After we ran out of Jack and Coke, some guy pulled out his keg and we started all over again. I don't usually get hangovers but this--yep, definitely a hangover. Typically I can party hard the night before going home and just sleep it off on the plane but my family is coming down early to help me pack so they'll also get to deal with me all queasy and stressed out. On the other hand, I played the Stanford champions of Beirut and wasn't beaten into the ground. I didn't even have to do a Naked Run since my partner scored at the last moment and the champs had to re-rack right before they kicked our asses. It would have been demoralizing if one of the guys wasn't one of the most attractive Asian men I've seen in a while. Also, he's an i-banker with a New York apartment that runs 5 grand a month. But that has nothing to do with it. Really.

World Cup? Let me just say that I want the Brazilian team in my pants. Right now. (Though they are very tan and somewhat hairy.) Also, I didn't get to watch the Australia-Japan match, but I heard that at the end of the second half Japan was bent over and taken up the ass. It was hard. It definitely wasn't pretty. I rejoiced because the guy who told me was Austrailian and easy on the eyes (Loyalty is for the weak!).

SO bogged down with work but I feel like I have to make time for the World Cup. It's definitely funny how some people aren't even bothering to go home after finals; loads of them are flying straight to Germany. Wish I was too! Oh, look! No money! What a surprise! So many exclamation points!

On the other hand, Spain finally won a match this morning. Too bad it's only against Ukraine. Also, Univision was here recording Stanford students at the 750 Pub watching the match--look for me on Spanish TV!
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Come on...three, two, one, let's jam!

It's 2:24 in the morning and I'm riding on a paper-writing high. The only thing I've got running in my veins is Red Bull and the sweet acid-trip that is four hours of sleep and 23 windows of academic journals open on my browser, each begging to be handled roughly, thrown down and plucked of their knowledge and words, waiting to see if they'll be made mine or cast aside like vile refuse. Oh, Mainichi Shinbun polls, you mercurial vixens, giving me glimpses of your hidden treasures then denying their existence on the Stanford Research Databases--why art thou yet so fair? Shall I believe that unsubstantial death is amorous, and that the lean abhorred monster keeps thee here in dark to be his paramour?

Fifteen hours and I'll be whisked away to San Francisco, thrown into the barbarian crowd of Arctic Monkeys fans at the Warfield, fighting with tooth and nail to get to the very front of the brutal hoarde. Alex Turner, croon those clever lyrics while I'm close enough to appreciate your wit in spite of your spotty face. Andy Nicholson--despite being the "heartiest" member of the band, your extra 25 pounds hides a delicate constitution and I understand completely why you'd be too exhausted to join the American tour; godspeed to you. Jamie Cook, Matt Helders, one of you is hot and one of you is not but I can never remember which and don't think I'll learn in time for your show--I'll take both of you back to my dorm room and we'll have some fun on top of a volume of Elizabeth Miller's "What's in a Condom?--HIV and Sexual Politics in Japan." It'll be marvelous.

In other words, I have someone coming over to my room with an XL mug of french-pressed Kona coffee and some freshly shipped acai berries. Here's to another all-night(morning?)-long thesis-gasm.

Oh, yeah. This is what it means to be a Stanford student.
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One of the disadvantages of being at a school that essentially bought itself a city (hey, we have our own zip code) is the fact that no band in their right mind would want to play live at Stanford when they can travel a little farther and be in San Francisco. I keep hearing about all the artists that play[ed] at UVA (The Rolling Stones?!) from my friends and it makes me want to shake the Stanford Concert Network by their throats and ask them what the fuck are they doing with ASSU funds if they aren't arranging concerts? In any case, I'm reading over the line-up at that Pentaport Rock Festival that Miyavi will be playing at July 18th and let me just make a list of my grievances:

1) Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2) Snow Patrol
3) Miyavi
4) Franz Ferdinand
5) Placebo

ALL THERE AND NOT HERE.

I'm fairly salivating. Or, you know, crying with despair.

Pain and suffering and no good music and Honorary Title's "Anything Else but the Truth" album on repeat and only two more papers to go before I get a break from writing --

School is devouring my brain. Just look below to see--I have the logical capacity of a three year old. (There's an explanation to why I avoided taking "The Fate of Reason".)

Your IQ Is 135

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Genius
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I'd like to make an announcement about the translations on my journal. I've decided that I am no longer going to post translations on this livejournal until everything is caught up for [livejournal.com profile] masakarasu. Sorry for the stall that will put on Miyavi news, but I feel like [livejournal.com profile] masakarasu requires my full attention and I really want the community up and running as soon as possible. The only way to get completely caught up is to focus on finishing old entries at the cost of posting newer entries. But since only editing is required for old entries, it really shouldn't take that long at all. Everyone who hasn't yet should go over there and check us out!

In any case, consider these translations to be a "tiny hiatus" offering. This one's especially for [livejournal.com profile] kasei463 who's making sure I stay on the ball when it comes to translating Miyavi. *grin*

Melutomo 5/16 )

Miyavi Diary Entry 5/19 )
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On a completely different note, Exotic Erotic is on for this Friday. We're only allowed two articles of clothing (*grin*) and the girls and I were planning as going as the "Safety Crew"--we have chokers made from the yellow reflective bike straps the Stanford Religious Center handed out (nicely ironic, no?) and lots of caution tape (thank you, mother, for working for a consulting engineering firm). In any cause, the most "dressy" (dressed?) part of us will be our eyes, so we were experimenting and this is how mine turned out. Darker? Lighter? Actually, I'm pretty satisfied.


...now, how exactly am I going to keep this caution tape on?

Meme )
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What I would give to be at that Rock Festival! I love Franz Ferdinand and Snow Patrol! Of course, Miyavi too. Black Eyed Peas....what the hell are they doing at a Rock show? I vaguely remember liking Placebo, but I'm not really sure.

In any case, I'm going to be seeing Arctic Monkeys on the 31st--it should be an amazing show!

Melutomo 5/15 )
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I just came back from a party on a yacht that circled around the San Francisco Bay all night. It was chilly, but so beautiful to see the lights from the Golden Gate bridge competing with the light from the full moon. Right before we went underneath it, it was all I could do to lean back and take in the skyline, the crisp air, his hands rubbing my arms to try and keep me warm. I know that we don't have perfect chemistry but sometimes attraction is enough. 

By the way--yacht parties? Totally the shit. Don't turn down a chance to go. 

Miyavi Diary Entry 5/13 )

On Japan, History, and Genes, or Why Their Superiority Complex is Absolute Shit )

Enough ranting. Good job Miyavi for trying to stay informed--the worse thing you can do in this world is assume that you're truly living in it if you aren't even informed about it. Responsible citizenship, people. Take a look at what's happening around you and get *interested* in it. On that note, I'll leave you with one interesting fact: Japanese and Korean languages only share about 15% of their basic vocabularies, which is even less than say, the shared vocabulary of Russian and English. Who knew? (And where does that fit in with the my previous observations?)
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I try and pretend to be mature about this whole Miyavi thing, but I'm watching old LFX episodes (procrastinating so that I don't have to write my paper) and, I swear, every time he plays with that lip ring of his I become a cooing fangirl all over again.

He keeps using his tongue to spin the piercing in and out, pressing the spike between his lips, a little half-smile on his face. I'm reminded of the point when I realized that licking your bottom lip was a suggestive thing to do, somehow more suggestive than doing the same against your top lip. Why is that? When you're kissing, you focus on the bottom lip; it's a little pouty, fuller even on the most thin-lipped person, perfect for wetting, for teeth, for teasing. Most people can't pull off licking their bottom lip naturally though; the motion comes off as contrived, a deliberate attempt to show off an attraction to someone else (mostly) and to yourself (sometimes--because you have to acknowledge that it's sexy only because you look good doing it). Except people with lip piercings, of course. Everyone with a piercing has experienced the compulsion to play with it, to explore it because it's foreign and strange, something alien that was never a part of your natural skin. But here's the difference: a piercing through the lip not only has the advantage of being perfectly placed to set off one of the most titillating parts of the body, it is also close to the only thing on the human body as dexterous as the fingers--your tongue. Naturally, there's no need to use your hands when your tongue can manipulate just as well.

So, no one should really blame me for watching LFX and thinking pink, wet, dirty thoughts while Miyavi purposefully--obliviously--sends me off to some sexual nirvana full of pretty boys showing off their soft, pierced lips and deft tongues.
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Miyavi Diary Entry 5/4 )

NIRVANA album release info )
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There is an orgy of peanut butter and jelly goodness in my mouth and it may not be a delicious negitoro but it's still hitting the spot.

Your soon-to-be-obese translator offers up two new melutomo for public consumption.

Melutomo 4/25 )

Melutomo 4/30 )